Monday, November 23, 2015

Review That Awful Movie Here


“This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. How will I ever survive?”

Make it a humorous experience.

DISCUSSION
What was an awful movie that you saw? What did you think was stupid about it?
Make a list of scenes, dialogue, or actions you thought were bad during the whole film.

ESSAY TOPIC
Choose a particular movie you saw, one that you thought was entertaining but not thoughtful. This could be an action film, a superhero film, or any film meant for light entertainment. Review a film of light entertainment as if it were the smartest, most intellectual film ever made.

POSSIBLE CHOICES
§  Films such as Ant-Man, Jurassic World, Mad Max: Fury Road, Fantastic Four, Pitch Perfect, Minions, Spectre, etc.
§  Any movie directed by Michael Bay
§  Any movie with Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson or Vin Diesel

TECHNIQUES
Treat the thoughtless entertainment as if it were intellectual or intelligent. For example:
§  What was the deeper meaning of that car chase?
§  What was the philosophical message made by the action scenes with guns and so on?
§  What is the symbolism of this scene or that character?

LANGUAGE
1. You can talk or write using big words, as a professor might talk or write. Don’t say “Batman lives in Gotham City.” Say instead “Batman resides in Gotham City.”
Need fancy words for regular words? Use this website.
2. Some key words or expressions:
§  But of course
§  Indeed,…
§  deconstruction
§  I believe Chomsky would have said…
§  I think you have to define “X” (a particular word – your choice)
3. Any French words about film used in English. Here are some good ones:
§  mise en scene – the arrangement of scenery and stage properties in a play or in a film
§  auteur – a filmmaker whose personal influence and artistic control over a movie are so great that the filmmaker is regarded as the author of the movie
§  oeuvre – the works of a painter, composer, or author regarded collectively, e.g., "the complete oeuvre of Mozart"
Thank you, Google results, for the definitions.

Now, it’s your turn. Write it down, and post it to this website. This is going to be fun!


Roger

1 comment:

  1. For the record, I enjoyed some of the films I listed, but you get the idea, right?

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